Corporate language !!!

Enjoy the ......Corporate language !!
What you hear and what you must listen!!!!!


"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"


"You have done a great job"
means

"More work to be given to you"


"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"


"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".


"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"