Back to School Days!

Some things cannot be forgotten. Here is a small recap!!!!!

Things that we have used ………

Corporate language !!!

Enjoy the ......Corporate language !!
What you hear and what you must listen!!!!!


"We will do it"
means
" You will do it"


"You have done a great job"
means

"More work to be given to you"


"We are working on it"
means
"We have not yet started working on the same"


"Tomorrow first thing in the morning"
means
"Its not getting done...
At least not tomorrow !".


"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views"
means
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

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Change!!!

"Change can't be given to you everytime, U only must bring the change"

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Shri Shankarlinge Gowda

( BMTC Bus Conductor)

Now read those lines again

Statement depend on persons who are making it...

Healthy Eating!!!

 

Determine how many calories your body needs to function each day.

This number can vary wildly, depending upon your metabolism and how physically active you are. If you're the kind of person who puts on 10 pounds just smelling a slice of pizza, then your daily caloric intake should stay around 2000 calories for men, and 1500 calories for women. Your body mass also plays a part in this: More calories are suitable for naturally bigger people, and fewer calories for smaller people. If you're the kind of person who can eat without putting on a pound, or you're physically active, you may want to increase your daily caloric intake by 1000-2000calories, a little less for women. Also consider that the more muscle mass you have, the more calories you need to function. The bad fats are saturated and trans fat. Someone on a 2000 calorie diet should consume less than 20 grams of saturated fat a day, and trans fat can and should be
avoided all together. The good fats are plain fat, which you should eat about 30% of your calories in, and poly- and monounsaturated fats.

If Obama was an Indian Politician

If Obama was an Indian Politician

Anotherman Superman

A Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New york airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name, he got fed-up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.

They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as 'Anotherman Superman'

Credo E-Bone Concept Bus

Credo E-Bone Concept Bus

Credo E-Bone Concept Bus
This Credo E-Bone concept bus is powered by hydrogen fuel cells.

Vader vs Voldemort

    Vader             vs              Voldemort

True love story - belive it or not - read....!!

True love story - belive it or not - read....!!



 


Hi.......... ........ Trust the fact???????? ??


This is a real story of a young college girl who
passed away last month
in Chandigarh . Her name was Priya. She was hit by a
truck.

She is working in a call centre. She has a boy friend
named Shankar .
Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the
phone.You can
never see her without her handphone. In fact she
also changed her phone
from Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the
same network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with shankar .
Priya's family knows about their relationship. Shankar

is very close with Priya's family. (just imagine their
love) . Before she passed away shealways told her
friends "If I pass away please burn me with my
handphone" she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people cudnt carry her body, I was
there. A lot of
them tried to do so but still cant , everybody
including me, had tried to carry the body, the result
is still the same. Eventually, they called a person
who know to one of their neighbours, who can speak
with the soul of dead person, who is a friend of her
father.

He took a stick and started speaking to himself
slowly.

Save your Life!!!

There's this Jed Smith    who was working for a multi-millionare as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was   driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal,   Jed Smith    ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire's car just right in front of the gate.  

He said 'Sir! Sir! Are you going to board a plane?'  

'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire.  
'You had better cancel the trip. You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.'  
Curious over the early morning fright that   Jed Smith    had given, the multimillionaire decided to cancel his trip.  

Jus for fun!!!