Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDER GARDEN BOY
To get to the other side.

GEORGE BUSH

We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.

Azharuddin
I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority.... . I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know....

George Fernandes
I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car, leave alone a chicken !!!

Mulayam
I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned

ARJUN SINGH

Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so that they can also cross roads.

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