Two-friends

Two-friends:

"Good Morning Class, Today we have a new student among us, her name is Samyuktha” announced the class teacher “Samyuktha come here, introduce yourself to the class”

Samyuktha a 12 year old girl, with fair complexion skin and a neatly pleated hair on either side of her head was sitting in the one corner of the class. She slowly got up from her seat. Each one of the student in class started staring at her. With all those stares, new faces, new city, new school, she was scared to death. She moved slowly to where her teacher was standing and faced the class with lowered head as if it were a punishment.

“Samyuktha introduce yourself to class. Why are you lowering your head? Stand straight up. Don’t waste the time of the class” said teacher somewhat sternly.

“My name is Samyuktha..I..I…I know no English much..i..i..” said samyuktha with a very feeble voice.The whole class started giggling and started hush-hushing comments on Samyuktha. The teacher asked Samyuktha to go back to her seat hearing the commotion in the class and asked the class to be quite. Samyuktha almost had tears in her eyes. She was lost in her own world for the rest of the class.

During Interval she sat alone at her desk, looking at her book but not looking at the words but thinking about the world she left back in her small town, Varanasi. “Hi” said a voice. Samyuktha looked up to see a girl standing there. She was slightly dark complexioned, with a smiling face, and had hair exactly like Samyuktha’s.

“I am Prachi, your classmate. Why are you not having lunch?” said prachi.

Awesome Quotes

Awesome Quotes….

 

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UNIX is simple. But It just needs a genius to understand its simplicity.

-Dennis Ritchie

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Before software can be reusable, it first has to be usable.

—Ralph Johnson

Three Wishes

Once an angel appears before a girl & grants her 3 wishes.

Under the condtion that her boyfriend gets 10 times what she gets.

The girl asks these 3 wishes:

1. "I must be rich."

This made her boy friend 10 times richer

2. "I must become very beautiful."

This made her boyfriend extremely handsome

3. And ...... "I must get a mild heart attack!!!"

Moral of the story - Girls are extremely SMART.

 

Story ends here for girls.

Boys read on....

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The boy friend gets a heart  attack 10 times milder!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Actual moral - Girls think they are smart. But they are stupid.

Rajini Rocks!!!

Rajnikant rocks.. JJJ  
1.  Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called
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2.  Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a stone..
Now that stone is known as
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SRI LANKA
 
 
3.  Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came first...
But Einstein died after watching that...
bcoz..
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LIGHT came second...

Rajini Vs Amitabh

 Rajini Vs Amitabh Bachan - Too Good

Rajnikant was bragging to Amitabh Bachan one day, "You know, I know everyone  Just name someone, anyone, and I know them. Tired of his boasting, Amitabh Bachan called his bluff, "OK, Rajini how about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it" Rajini said. So Rajini and Amitabh Bachan fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts :--- "Thalaiva! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" ..Although impressed, Amitabh Bachan is still skeptical.After they leave Cruise's house, he tells Rajini that he thinks Rajini knowing Cruise was just lucky. "No, no, just name anyone else" Rajini says ."President Obama???", Amitabh Bachan quickly retorts

Funny Jokes - Not for Vijay Fans

Really gud ones..
 
This is not for Vijay fans…

Dr. Vijay SSLC goes 2 a shop and shouts: Where is the free item with
Mineral water??
Seller: There is no free item issued with it.
Dr. Vijay: But on the label it is written as Bacteria free...Dont Cheat me
I am a Doctor.. Mind it.


Dr.Vijay got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Indian
Father: Indian
Kid:Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Indians?" "
Dr.vijay:ah haa u cant fool me i read a newspaper,
it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese"

WHERE DO YOU/ WE STAND???

WHERE DO YOU/ WE STAND???
 

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken, it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion, suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.

  A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered, 'Public Utilities Board.' There was silence. She repeated, 'PUB.' There was still no answer. When she was going to cut off the line, she heard a lady's voice, 'Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry, I got the number from my husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is.'

  Without mutual trust, just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just 'hello' instead of 'PUB'.



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NO POINTING FINGERS

  A man asked his father-in-law, 'Many people praised you for a successful marriage. Could you please share with me your secret?'
  The father-in-law answered in a smile, 'Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong. Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you.'

  We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face. Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at. This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person, the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves.

  If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.

Australia's newest tourist attraction

Australia's newest tourist attraction.. ......... ...

The theme park's 'cage of death' that drops tourists into a crocodile's lair
Without the cage you wouldn't stand a chance swimming with a massive saltwater crocodile.

But for brave punters who still want to get cosy with a feisty croc, a new Australian tourist attraction is offering the chance for a close encounter in the safety of a clear acrylic box dubbed the 'cage of death'.

Just 4cm of acrylic, a pair of goggles and a swimsuit, will separate thrill-seekers from the jaws of Choppa, a saltwater crocodile.

The cage has no bars, unlike cages used in shark dives, which prevents the reptiles from gripping on but deep teeth scratches are visible on the sides, deterring some hesitant participants.

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23 வயதில் பாட்டியான பெண்

ருமேனியாவை சேர்ந்தவர் ரிப்கா ஸ்டேன்ங்கு (23). தற்போது இவர் இங்கிலாந்தில் கணவர் அயோனஸ் ஸ்டேன்ஸ் (25). தங்க நகை வியாபாரி.

ரிப்கா தனது 11 வயதில் ஸ்டேன்ஸ்சை காதலித்து திருமணம் செய்து கொண்டாள். அப்போது ஸ்டேன்ஸ்சுக்கு 13 வயது. இந்த நிலையில் தனது 12-வது வயதில் ரிப்கா ஒரு பெண் குழந்தையை பெற்றெடுத்தார்.

அதற்கு மரியா என பெயரிட்டார். அதன் பின்னர் நிக்கோல் என்ற மகன் பிறந்தான். குறைந்த வயதில் சிறுமியாக இருந்த போதே குழந்தை பெற்ற ரிப்கா இருந்த நிலை தனது மகள் மரியாவுக்கு வரக்கூடாது என விரும்பினார்.

எனவே, அவரை ஒரு பள்ளியில் தங்க வைத்து படிக்க வைத்தார். ஆனால் விதி யாரை விட்டது. படிக்கும் பொழுதே மரியா ஒரு மாணவனை காதலித்தாள்.

அவனுடன் நெருங்கி பழகினாள். விளைவு கர்ப்பம் அடைந்தாள். சமீபத்தில் ஒரு ஆண் குழந்தையை பெற்றெடுத்தாள். தற்போது மரியாவுக்கு வயது 11.

இதன் மூலம் தனது 23-வது வயதில் ரிப்கா பாட்டி ஆகவும், அவரது கணவர் ஸ்டேன்ங்கு தாத்தாவாகவும் ஆகி விட்டனர். இதனால் அவர்கள் மகிழ்ச்சி அடைந்துள்ளனர். இது குறித்து ரிப்கா கூறும்போது, எனது நிலை மகளுக்கும் வரக்கூடாது என நினைத்தேன்.

40 வயதில் தான் பாட்டியாகவேண்டும் என விரும்பினேன். ஆனால் என்னை 23 வயதிலேயே என் மகள் பாட்டியாக்கி விட்டாள் என்று தனது பேரனை கொஞ்சியபடியே அவர் கூறினார்.

இதற்கு முன்பு ரோதர்ம் நகரைச்சேர்ந்த 26 வயது பெண்தான் இங்கிலாந்தின் மிக இளமையான பாட்டி என்ற பெருமையை பெற்று இருந்தார்.

கடந்த 1999-ம் ஆண்டு அவரது மகள் 12 வயதில் குழந்தை பெற்றார். ஆனால் ரிப்காவின் மகள் மரியா 11 வயதிலேயே குழந்தை பெற்று பரபரப்பை ஏற்படுத்தியதுடன் தனது தாயை மிக இளமையான பாட்டி ஆக்கி விட்டாள்.

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